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Dr. Larréonstein Monster Gender Neutral T-Shirt DRESS “one size fits most” (XL)

Dr. Larréonstein’s Monster Tees come from deep in the subterranean House of Larréon laboratories.  In defiance of the torch wielding mobs of fundamentalist T-Shirt purists accusing our laboratory assistants of creating abominations in the face of merch stands everywhere, our scientists have culled specimens of tour shirts and novelty tees from around the country, cut them up, and sewn them back together in nightmarish  combinations that are as horrifying to the eye as they are disturbing to the soul!

Actually, they’re pretty cute and easy to wear & care for!  And at such reasonable prices, they are the cheapest original House of Larréon garments – complete with classic blue House of Larréon label – available on the market today!!

Each one is unique and handmade in the atélier, so please take a close look at the photos, check out the measurements listed below, compare with other t-shirts you have at home that fit you well, and contact me before you order if you have any questions!

THIS TIME IT’S AN ADORABLE DRESS!!! The top part is made from 3 different 100% cotton t-shirts:  a New York Yankees, a Travis Tritt, and a Michael Bolton.  The waist and hem of the voluminous skirt slant up to form a flirty, asymmetrical moment. The skirt is made from many different t-shirts and jersey material in cotton and cotton/poly blends. I call this “one size fits most,” because I think it would look equally great super-oversized on a petite person as form fitting and filled out by a bodacious beauty OF ANY GENDER. (By regular retail standards, though, I think this would qualify as a true XL.)  Check the measurements below!!

Measurements:

• shoulder seam to shoulder seam: 24″
• across chest, armpit to armpit: 25″
• longest length from shoulder to bottom of hem: 46″

Materials: 100% cotton top, cotton & cotton/polyester blend skirt

Care: Machine wash cold and tumble dry.  For longer wear, darker colors and fit, hang dry when possible.