Description

Dr. Larréonstein Monster Tee “BeastArk(Commie)” size L/XL

Dr. Larréonstein’s Monster Tees come from deep in the subterranean House of Larréon laboratories.  In defiance of the torch wielding mobs of fundamentalist T-Shirt purists accusing our laboratory assistants of creating abominations in the face of merch stands everywhere, our scientists have culled specimens of tour shirts and novelty tees from around the country, cut them up, and sewn them back together in nightmarish  combinations that are as horrifying to the eye as they are an assault to good taste!

Actually, they’re pretty cute and easy to wear & care for!  And at $60, they are the cheapest original House of Larréon garments – complete with classic blue House of Larréon label on every right sleeve– available on the market today!!

Each one is unique and handmade in the atélier, so please take a close look at the photos, check out the measurements listed below, compare with other t-shirts you have at home that fit you well, and contact me before you order if you have any questions!

“BeastArk(Commie)” is made from several different 100% cotton t-shirts:  a Beastie Boys, a St. Marks Place is Dead,  and a Come  on Strong t-shirt with a Communist theme (the commie content of that one is indistinguishable, though). Size is Large/Extra Large with an asymmetrical fit and uneven hem.  Check the measurements!!

***FREE THING!!! FREE THING!!!  I cannot alter these shirts for fit, but if you prefer what I like to call a “ballet neckline,” I will be happy to cut out the collar and finish it with a narrow hem for you FREE OF CHARGE. Also, if you don’t like the uneven hem at the bottom, I can even it out for you up to the shortest length, also FOR FREE.  Warning, though- asymmetry is SERIOUSLY TRENDING right now.  Well, as seriously as a fashion trend can be taken, so not seriously.  But still: FREE HEMMING!***

Measurements:

• across chest, armpit to armpit and bottom hem: 21″
• longest length from shoulder to bottom of hem: 30″

Materials: All Cotton

Care: Machine wash cold and tumble dry.  For longer wear, darker colors and fit, hang dry when possible.