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DR. LARRÉONSTEIN PATCHWORK CARIBOU-STRIPED BEANIE WITH EMBROIDERED LABEL!! (2025 Hat #3)

Hide your beanies, everybody—Dr. Larréonstein is on the hunt again! This time he’s mercilessly abducting everything acrylic and caribou-striped that he can find, and—you’re going to want to sit down for this!—he’s EMBROIDERING THEM with the Larréon logo before he brutally mutilates them and sews them back together by hand. And the worst thing about this all is that these monstrosities have been crafted BARELY in time for the holidays!! GET YOURS TODAY!!

Made from brand new, industrially embroidered “beanies” (didn’t we used to call these “ski hats,” and beanies were what Spanky wore on the Little Rascals? Who cares, right?), these creations are composed of the finest acrylic knit plus a potpourri of wool and acrylic yarns used to hand stitch all of the pieces together plus the Larréon signature patch industrially embroidered on the front.

No 2 hats are alike!! Each one is unique and may have variances of stitching as well as tiny imperfections here and there. This is inherent in the hand-sewing process and in using acrylic ski-hat/beanie material. These variances and imperfections are a deliberate, desirable trait of these handmade items.

One size fits most!

Care: hand wash with Woolite and drip dry.

$75 cheap!!