I Can’t Do Anything
By Larry Krone

After all this time
I’m still drinking & cryin’
For the time I’ve spent on barstools
Any normal guy would think
I’d learn to play pool
But all I’ve learned is how to drink

I can’t throw darts
I can’t play cards
Or foosball
Or pinball
All I do is hum along
To a sad, sad country song
But that isn’t anything
No…

After all these years
I’m still throwing back beers
And my life is going nowhere
I just watch the years go past
Without having to care
‘Cause my best friend is in my glass

I can’t throw darts
I can’t play cards
Or foosball
Or pinball
All I do is hum along
To a sad, sad country song
But that isn’t anything
No…

(bridge)
And one of these days
I want to be a star
Learn to sing
And learn to play guitar
But the first step on my road to fame
Is to step out of this bar

Bounce the quarter in the glass
Drink the shot down fast

After all this while
I still sit here and smile
Though my heart is really breaking
I never even learned to dance
I’m always just faking
I guess I never was the type to take a chance

I can’t throw darts
I can’t play cards
Or foosball
Or pinball
All I do is hum along
To a sad, sad country song
But that isn’t anything
No, I can’t do anything

I can’t do anything
I can’t do anything
No, I can’t do anything

copyright 2001 Larry Krone