“I Just Want to See How Much I Can Drink”

I just want to see how much I can drink

I wouldn’t have to scoot too far

To be belly up to the bar

So clear the way everybody, look out below

It’s gonna be a long one guys

So get another order of fries

Choo choo, all aboard, here we go

I’m not sad or pissed

Not gonna slit my wrists

Nobody died

I’m not gonna cry

I’m not gonna lose my shit, no matter what you think

Cause you’re wrong – I just want to see how much I can drink

So set up another round

And don’t look for the tears of a clown

I’m just thirsty, and I love the taste

And you’d better pour a few more beers

In case it gets hotter in here

Don’t worry, I’ll drink them all, cause I hate to waste

No, I don’t have the blues

I just really love drinking booze

I didn’t break my heart

Not gonna fall apart

I’m not gonna self destruct, no matter what you think

Cause you’re wrong – I just want to see how much I can drink

Chug-a-lug’s the name of the game

And I’m so glad I came

Don’t look so concerned; I’m just a lush

I still have room for one

This is how I like to have fun

I’m OK, I always sweat this much

No I didn’t lose my job

I wasn’t mugged or robbed

I didn’t lose my best friend

Not scared the world’s gonna end

I’m not on a fast decline, no matter what you think

Cause you’re wrong – I just want to see how much I can drink

No, I’m not sad or pissed

Not gonna slit my wrists

Nobody died

I’m not gonna cry

I’ve never been so good, no matter what you think

Cause you’re wrong – I just want to see how much I can drink

You’re wrong – I just want to see how much I can drink

Larry Krone