“Wake Up to God” lyrics

Wake Up to God
© 2007 Larry Krone

God woke me up this morning
And God helped me brush my teeth
Then God led me to the whiskey
And got me drunk by 10:43

Then God reminded me I’m sorry
And losing in this life
Then God helped me dial the phone
To harass my ex-wife

Then God got me started crying
And God made me feel ashamed
God created this hangover
That’s pounding on my brain

Some say God made it
So it must be good
But God made poison
And men who wear white hoods

God made pathetic me
And now God’s making me sad
So I’m here to testify
Some things God makes are bad