It’s never gonna happen never gonna happen never gonna happen never gonna happen never gonna ever gonna happen never gonna happen never gonna ever gonna happen.

Well, it’s a good excuse / But I’m getting older, too

And when I’m through singing this song / We’re gonna haunt each other all night long

You plus me equals the whole world

Well you know I’m a non-believer / But I don’t care / I’ll believe in heaven if you’re there

Hello all you drinkers out there I’m a drinker too / Like you, I drink too many when there’s nothing else to do

When someone you’ve loved has died and you’re a guy who writes, the thing to do besides cry is to write a song for her.

Everything that’s manufactured and found in nature, too / Can make the sound of me loving you

Let me start again / Before I had a friend

I start to think I know / Then I grow

Then a surprise / Brings tears to my eyes / The hospital where I was born

No matter if it’s early or late / Things come to those who wait

Zip guns and brass knuckles are your favorite toys / What you’re calling music is what I consider noise

But now when you leave me / I don’t know what to do / I think about you coming home / And wish it would come true

I remember the first time that I said it / We were in bed / And I want to feel that feeling again and again

In baby pink next to the tree are two shapes that are meant / To be flamingos with their long necks bent

Take my hand, kick off your shoes / We’ve got a lot of kissing to do

So if you like sad stories / And if you like to cry / Just look what’s happening beneath my eyes / And read between the lines

Floating up / Gliding down / Ziegfeld girl / Toast of the Town

In vino veritas / So the Latins say